Elephant - banana Series :: Can you answer atleast one?!

An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas.



Why ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .




Because the bananas are made of plastic.



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NextQ The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it.



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Because the elephant is made of plastic.



Hahhaanever give upone more..






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Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. . . . . . .





Why ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

















Because the bananas are in the TV. Ooops!!!



Cool down





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Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it.







Why? . . . . . . . . , , , , , , , ,. . . . . . .















Because they are on different channels.








Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe




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Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it.








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Cmon think . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .









Because the TV is off.











Kikikikikiki







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Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.






Why?





Itna kyun soch rahe ho yaar...
Kya bigada hain usne aapka... Khane do naa bichare ko!!!

History does have its lessons

Next time someone starts to spread gossip, think of this: In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?" Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test." "Triple filter?" "That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?" "No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..." "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?" "No, on the contrary..." "So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, even though you're not certain it's true?" The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued. "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?" "No, not really..." "Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?" The man was defeated and ashamed. This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.



It also explains why he never found out that Plato (his student) was having an affair with his wife.

Knowledge

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonderlamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, " Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,I will allow one wish each".So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone. The boss calmly said, " I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm

"Lesson : "Always allow the bosses to speak first"

MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY

Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station ???
Police: Yes, what is the matter ???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..........

Just for you

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch

aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

PJ ka Baap

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Bus stand will never go along with bus,
but cycle stand will go along with cycle.


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