SARDAR TAILGATING

One day a truck driver was driving down a highway when he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a Sardar in a little blue car tailgating him. Well, this truck driver hated to be tailgated, so he stops his truck and walks over to the car, which had also stopped and said, "Hey, dude, if you don`t stop tailgating me, I`m going to bust up your car."

So he gets back in truck and drives away.
A little while later he looks in his rear view mirror, and sees the Sardar tailgating him again. So he stops his truck, gets out, and walks over to the car, saying, "Hey dude, stop tailgating me, or I`ll bust up your car."


So he gets back in his truck and drives away.
A little while later he again looks in his rear view mirror, and once again the Sardar is tailgating him. So he stops his truck, walks over to the car, and says, "Dude, Come out....."

So the Sardar steps out of his car, and the truck driver draws a circle on the roadside, saying, "Now don`t step out of that circle."

Then he proceeds to bust up the Sardars car. Smashing the windshields and windows. And the Sardar starts laughing.

The truck driver rips out the seats, and busts all the tires.

And the Sardar keeps laughing.

He takes a sledge hammer from his truck, and pounds in the frame, rips out the steering wheel, cuts the brake lines, etc, until the car is completely totaled.
And the Sardar is still laughing.
The truck driver walks over to the Sardar, and says, "Dude, I just completely totaled your car, and you`re still laughing.
What is so funny?????"


The Sardar replies, giggling,

"I stepped out the circle and you didn't see me!!!!!!!!"